Star Wars: Rogue One

[kham]

ROGUE ONE: A STAR WARS STORY Official Teaser Trailer

Only 117 seconds, and not all that is relevant with the green legal screen and end interview ads

But
This looks good. This has the vibe to it that TFA did NOT. Now, it's just disconnected scene bullshit right now, like all Trailer One's in history. But the look and feel , the DIRT , looks way closer to the Original film.
And some takeaways already

Blasters that are NOT Nerfed
Imperial Star Destroyers, standing by that Battle Station....
That Battle Station Getting it's eye installed...

Notable by absence here:
The Man In Black


I suspect Trailer Two in about 5 months will fix that

[kham]

Hey, what's that shadow?...

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Oh...

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[Mynock]

Alright!! ANOTHER "Stop The Death Star" plot starring Totally Not Ren and a siren that sounds like a baby elephant getting kicked in the nuts.
Thought this was supposed to be a Rogue Squadron movie. That would've been cool.

[kham]

They dont stop the Death Star
They get the plans and transmit them to a certain princess with big tits
And I suspect a great many -- if not all - of them die

[Mynock]

Seriously I'm pissed. Was expecting 2 hours of X-Wing/Tie Fighter porn but got this crap......

[kham]

There's no idea what we get; you might get your wish though, after all...

"It is a period of Civil War
Rebel Spaceships, striking
from a hidden base, have
won their first victory
against the evil GALACTIC
EMPIRE...."



One things for sure, there isn't likely a whole lot of emo screamo band members. I see one-eye Tucker is there trying to lecture someone in the teaser; I'm ok with him in it as long as he gets carbonized or loses everything above the neck