Checked It Out

[Duncan Edwards]

White Pongo (1945) - Well dressed white men and the standard one white woman search Flori...I mean Africa for a guy in a bleached ape suit that might be the missing link. Incredibly it's much worse than it sounds.

Based on the title, the only thing I could imagine is this:

Had that thought myself. The dogs were much more entertaining.

[Duncan Edwards]

The latest -

High Risk (1981) - Big name cast must have gotten lost on the way to make a real movie in Mexican jungle. Made this mess instead. Lindsey Wagner manages to keep her top soaking wet for the entire movie and we still see nothing.
Death Warmed Up (1984) [AKA Death Warmed Over] - this thing blows like a Kitty Hawk windmill. Nothing.
Flavia The Heretic (1974) - Byzantine religo-porn
Djavolja Varos AKA Devil's Town - Contemporary E. European (Polish?) flick that looks like loveless sex that nobody wants but everybody gets and all men are pigs and gangsters. The devil himself never showed.

[quagmire_uk]

Honestly I'm enjoying it too. I like to think I've seen every bad movie out there but this proves there's an endless supply. There are a lot of Philippine, Indonesian, Mexican, Italian, bad, old, or bad and old, movies out there yet to be explored. This thread could last for years.

Please never stop. This is great.

[Duncan Edwards]

Stumbled across this previously known scene but here it is just in case - La Tomba - The Tomb (2004) - Moron college kids follow a witch into the jungle. Witch always looks like she's constipated and someone must be burning leaves nearby all the time. There's white smoke everywhere. The hottest babe plunges into a watery leaf covered bog and puts on a really good show of sinking from armpit deep to going under. Her moron friends stumble all over each other trying to figure out what to do. Apparently the dozen of them can't make a human chain six feet long. Scene begins here so enjoy - http://youtu.be/wzQcGsQfI2g?t=33m34s

[Duncan Edwards]

Korang - La Terrificante Bestia Umana (1968) - There's this monster running around in a hospital full of blonde Mexican nurses. First time I ever saw a guy get his teeth squeezed out. Anyhow there's nothing for us there.
Curse Of The Maya (2004) - It appears that being cursed by the Maya(ns) condemns you to write, direct, and star in a movie dressed like a gay bowler. Best line - "We left Mexico for this?"
Konjanik Well made recent film about what appears to be star crossed lovers in 1747 Poland. A bit of marsh action in the final minutes but everybody dies by the blade.
Burdel - Ratero 2 Early 80's Mexican nonsense with some good looking grown up women in it. Can't tell what it's about but it doesn't matter.
Sjecas li se Dolly Bell (1981) - Yugoslavian film about something. After you've seen enough of these European art flicks they all look the same. This one is no different.

[Duncan Edwards]

Bad Man's River (1971)- Good spaghetti western with Lee Van Cleef, James Mason, and Gina Lollabrigida. Imagine getting those three together any other way. Nothing for us though.
The Deadly Companions (1961) - Been looking for this forgotten art for a long time. Honorable mention for best scene of naked Maureen O'Hara with a shotgun. No kidding, I love it - http://youtu.be/iQS7BUmq7yI?t=32m48s

[quagmire_uk]

The Deadly Companions (1961) - Been looking for this forgotten art for a long time. Honorable mention for best scene of naked Maureen O'Hara with a shotgun. No kidding, I love it - http://youtu.be/iQS7BUmq7yI?t=32m48s

Any quicksand? Or it just happen a good film regardless?

[Duncan Edwards]

The Deadly Companions (1961) - Been looking for this forgotten art for a long time. Honorable mention for best scene of naked Maureen O'Hara with a shotgun. No kidding, I love it - http://youtu.be/iQS7BUmq7yI?t=32m48s

Any quicksand? Or it just happen a good film regardless?

Oh no, nothing. I'll always mention if there's anything to pay special attention to. I mean beyond a tall redheaded grown woman wearing nothing but a 12 gauge. That really works for my imagination.

[Duncan Edwards]

Samson in King Solomons Mines (1964) - Italian sword and sandal flick so I was hopeful. No such luck.
I Am Semiramis (1963) - Same thing but a better movie.
Hercules and the Tyrants of Babylon (1964) - Yet another. Nothing.

[YerKiddin]

Duncan,

If only they'd had her out from behind that cover! (too much left to the imagination)