Checked It Out

[Duncan Edwards]

I don't know if anyone has noticed but You Tube has opened itself to all manner of full length vintage movies with sex, horror, and all that good stuff. I've begun going through anything that might have any chance of something that would be of interest to us. This takes time obviously and to avoid a duplication of efforts I'm going to begin a list of movies I've looked at. Maybe if we can put a lot of eyes to this task we can find that one more scene out there that we don't know about yet. Anybody please feel free to amend this, make suggestions, devise a better plan, etc.

I'll start off with -

Strangler of the Swamp (1946) - Spooky and atmospheric. Many wasted opportunities. Nothing of interest for us.
She Beast (1966) - Hammer horror babe Barbara Steele gets wet for a few minutes. Nothing.
Hell Hole AKA Kawin Kontrak (1978) - Standard women in jungle prison flick. REALLY hard to be a woman or a prison guard in the last 30 minutes. Nothing.
Marquis de Sade: Justine (1969) - Great cast with Klaus Kinski and Jack Palance. Lots of skin, lesbian drowning. Nothing for us.
To You, Above, Below Me the ... Home original Filipino title Sa Iyo ang Itaas, Sa Akin ang Ibaba... ng Bahay - Clothed wet muddy cat fights at the end. Cute Filipino ladies and some skin. Nothing.
Green Paradise (2007) - Filipino love story without much love or green or paradise.
Frankenstein's Castle of Freaks(1974) - About 50:40 into the movie there's a girl/girl nude natural hot tub moment where the girls rub a little mud on each other. Hot women/lame mud.
California (1977) - Spaghetti western that shows a lot more rain in California that I've ever seen. Confederate soldiers chasing frogs in a half inch of dusty water. Not quite what I was looking for.

[Duncan Edwards]

I'm sure there are many of you who know that feeling of quicksand about to happen when watching a movie. I got all fired up thinking I was going to see a new scene in all of these bad movies but it turned out to be something already known once I saw it.

Primitiv (1978) - Action begins at 1:13:44

http://youtu.be/m4p_PPVFFqw?t=1h13m44s

Woman in the group blunders into a muddy hole while running from cannibals. Some jungle Jim dude is there with his geek buddy to save the day.

[Duncan Edwards]

Evil Eye (1975) - I didn't even see an evil eye.
Cannibal Curse (1985) [AKA Chu Nv Jiang] - Some of the best 80's Chinese boobs and cannibal midgets. Not kidding. Nothing else though.
Attack of the Beast Creatures (1985) - Creepy little carnivorous monster things. Nothing.
Octopus 2: River Of Fear (2001) - Rubber tentacles of death in New York. Nothing
La Ciénaga (2001) - The Swamp - With a title like that how could you miss? Easy if there's no swamp in the movie.
Revenge of the Virgins (1959) Plotless, pointless, topless, faux native American babes.

[mudmanic2012]

Thanks for that,Duncan.

[PM2K]

Cannibal Curse (1985) [AKA Chu Nv Jiang] - Some of the best 80's Chinese boobs and cannibal midgets. Not kidding. Nothing else though.

That deserves its own category.... I mean, in something...

Thanks for all of your scouting efforts, Duncan.

[dlodoski]

Thanks for that,Dave!

I'm not sure about that. I did discover and share the 'Primitives' clip some time ago. But in reality, this copy is a bit cleaner than my old render.

In any case, I think this thread is a good idea. Known misses are useful for those still on the hunt.

[Duncan Edwards]

The search continues -

White Pongo (1945) - Well dressed white men and the standard one white woman search Flori...I mean Africa for a guy in a bleached ape suit that might be the missing link. Incredibly it's much worse than it sounds.
JUNGLA SALVAJE- friends lost in the "jungle". Nothing.
Vacaciones De Terror 2 (1990) Vacation with the devil in Mexico. Nope.
Prey - Outback Overkill (2009) - Bizarre Australian tale of typical gang of young people killed by crazy guy in the desert. Chick buried up to her chin about 1:03 for a bit but not even dirty when she gets in the truck at the end. Nothing
Hands of Steel (1986) [AKA Atomic Cyborg] - Italian made, American shot, spaghetti-fi, Terminator ripoff. Best part is the topless dancers in the biker bar when the guy asks "Have you a beer?" in dubbed English. Nada
Death of a Ninja [Iga ninpôchô] - Lots of dead ninjas.

[Nessie]

Evil Eye (1975) - I didn't even see an evil eye.

Bummer.

But I'm enjoying this thread.

Nessie

[Duncan Edwards]

Evil Eye (1975) - I didn't even see an evil eye.

Bummer.

But I'm enjoying this thread.

Nessie

Honestly I'm enjoying it too. I like to think I've seen every bad movie out there but this proves there's an endless supply. There are a lot of Philippine, Indonesian, Mexican, Italian, bad, old, or bad and old, movies out there yet to be explored. This thread could last for years.

[DangerGirl]

White Pongo (1945) - Well dressed white men and the standard one white woman search Flori...I mean Africa for a guy in a bleached ape suit that might be the missing link. Incredibly it's much worse than it sounds.

Based on the title, the only thing I could imagine is this: