nachtjaeger wrote:Oooh, I love it when a woman talks that way!
Okay.
DIE, DEMON WEED! MAY SATAN FEAST ON YOUR VILE BERRIES AS THY FLOWERS WILT IN THE HEAT OF HADES AND THY LEAVES ROT IN THE PITS OF HELL! I SHALL CUT THY LIMBS OFF! YEA, O FOUL REPRESENTATIVE OF FLORA, I SHALL DECAPITATE THEE! AND AMPUTATE THEE! AND CHOP THEE INTO TEENY WEENY PIECES WITH MY LITTLE TINY HAND-HELD CLIPPERS!
SNIP! SNIP! SNIP!
Glyphosate (the active ingredient in Roundup) is also reputed to be effective, and is probably the least toxic herbicide as far as humans are concerned (don't get it in your eyes, though.)
Sounds like a good way to mete out appropriate justice although I'm not sure I'd want the runoff in my mudpit and I also got a feeling that me taking things into my own hands with the pruning shears on public land was nervy enough. Not only did I trim them back on Saturday, but I went back and cleared the way to the BIG mudpit yesterday. Entire bushes expired at the hands of the shears. I dunno if anybody's going to notice this...probably not, I mean, the mudpits are not exactly a well-traveled area of the park, but if they do notice the carnage, they're already gonna think that this is just TOO weird.
I ain't HACKED off at those things, am I? (Ha-ha.)
Given the fact that I only got a very mild rash and a couple of blisters where the stuff was injected, I must be pretty resistant.
Both me and the camera guy can't be too allergic either. I never posted the wetsuit footage that we filmed in the big mudpit immediately before I did the bikini sequence in the smaller pit. (The reason is that I forgot to adjust the focus properly and he didn't know, because you can't see that in the viewfinder, so it's not very good.)
I took down a bush EXACTLY where he was standing and cut back branches that had to have been brushing his ams. Yes, he was wearing shorts and a tank top. If either of us were highly allergic, we'd have landed in the hospital.
BTW, burning the stuff won't help- it makes it more dangerous. A father and son were burning brush containing poison oak, and got into the smoke. The urushol did to the tender inside of their lungs what it does to skin, and the results were, sadly, fatal to both.
Yeah, I read about how dangerous that is. Do not burn it. Just DON'T.
And I was going to say that the demon weed should meet a gruesome demise to burn for eternity, but I'm not sure that even the devils down in Hell deserve this, so instead, let's allow the deceased plant to rot down there naturally, in a cooler, danker area of Pit Of Eternal Punishment.
Nessie