Sinking under

[bogbud]

So... does anybody know of any areas like this in the UK?

There is! One of them was even visited by Michael Leach and some of his gorgeous models. Leila Hazlett did hit a particularly nasty spot that behaves and looks very much the same like my area. It's my favourite video of all time!

Discussed here:
viewtopic.php?f=6&t=9139

[NewCuriousSinker]

So... does anybody know of any areas like this in the UK?

There is! One of them was even visited by Michael Leach and some of his gorgeous models. Leila Hazlett did hit a particularly nasty spot that behaves and looks very much the same like my area. It's my favourite video of all time!

Discussed here:
viewtopic.php?f=6&t=9139

Thanks for the reply, and the link.
It looks great!
Is it possible to know exactly where the location for that shoot was??

[bogbud]

Thanks for the reply, and the link.
It looks great!
Is it possible to know exactly where the location for that shoot was??

How about just asking him?

[NewCuriousSinker]

Thanks for the reply, and the link.
It looks great!
Is it possible to know exactly where the location for that shoot was??

How about just asking him?

Yes, great idea.
Sorry, my bad!
Thanks for the help

[kwiksand1]

How about diving into the mayonnaise?

Before writing this I looked up the specific gravity of mayonnaise. For regular, full-fat mayonnaise it comes in at 0.95. That means a totally inert human would, in fact, sink. And it would not be toxic or hot. However, I think we need to be at least somewhat reasonable here. Aside from being prohibitively expensive, enough mayonnaise to submerge a person in would probably start to spoil before you had that much mixed and the stench would be pretty bad.

The thought of this, slowly sinking into mayonnaise, is both repulsive to me and an immense turn-on. As stated, the smell would probably be pretty tough to take, but many find the smells of a bog offensive, whereas that scent invokes a sexual response in me. Same would be for the bottomless pit of mayonnaise, with the pungent vinegary smell (maybe not far off from the scent of my wife's feet that I love so much).

Human sexuality is so complex, so nuanced, and so interesting. Maybe I will ask my wife for one of these this year for Christmas (but filled with the real thing).
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u-hEOYNcOvw

This might be an interesting (and more pleasant smelling) option...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BYxNNd4iSro

[kwiksand1]

So while there weren't any 6 foot deep vats of mayonnaise under the Christmas tree this year, the wife did surprise me with a 30 pound bag full of mayo from a restaurant supply company

I had told her about this thread since getting out into the wild to do any sinking into the real stuff isn't in my cards for health reasons at this point... but the desire and urge for messy and sinky fun is still strong within me...

Anyway, this 30 pound bag o' mayo shows up on December 27. The kiddos were out all afternoon, so it was role play time with the wife, our two-person whirlpool tub, and 30 pounds of slippery mess!

The contents were emptied into the tub by yours truly and my wife proceeded to queue up a string of random quicksand videos on her laptop. I got into the tub, which had about an inch deep covering of mayonnaise as she sat on the side of the tub, bare feet within my reach from inside of the tub. She proceeds to start the videos and tells me to imagine I am neck deep in the stuff and I have to reach her feet so she can pull me out before I slip under into the deep mayonnaise pit!

Role play time lasted only for as long as I could, which wasn't nearly as long as I had hoped, but honestly, who could expect to go long under those types of conditions!

Clean up was a long process, but definitely worth it!

If anyone is interested in picking up a 30 pound bag for some messy fun, here is the link.
https://www.webstaurantstore.com/heavy- ... OBULK.html

[Fred588]

Try to avoid turning red if anyone in the next few days makes any mention of ham and cheese.

[dlodoski]

Try to avoid turning red if anyone in the next few days makes any mention of ham and cheese.

Give me Ham on Five (don't) Hold the Mayo.

[kwiksand1]

Try to avoid turning red if anyone in the next few days makes any mention of ham and cheese.

[kwiksand1]

Try to avoid turning red if anyone in the next few days makes any mention of ham and cheese.

Give me Ham on Five (don't) Hold the Mayo.

It's a weird feeling thinking I might get all excited the next time I order a sandwich at the deli counter!