Some silly humour

Fred588 · Postby **Fred588** » Thu Nov 08, 2018 3:36 pm

What is the difference between the way we might describe a large number of politicians or lawyers and how we would describe a donkey with laryngitis?

QuicksandMania · Postby **QuicksandMania** » Thu Nov 08, 2018 5:29 pm

One can talk like an ass and the other cannot.

Smart ass versus dumb ass.

Fred588 · Postby **Fred588** » Thu Nov 08, 2018 8:26 pm

QuicksandMania wrote:One can talk like an ass and the other cannot.

Smart ass versus dumb ass.

Close enough. For one we could say "The ass is hoarse," while for the other we could say, "A Horse's Ass."

Fred588 · Postby **Fred588** » Thu Nov 08, 2018 8:28 pm

How do we know that sheep do not like Christmas?

mudmaiden · Postby **mudmaiden** » Thu Nov 08, 2018 10:56 pm

Fred588 wrote:How do we know that sheep do not like Christmas?

When people start singing "Fleece Navidad!"

Fred588 · Postby **Fred588** » Fri Nov 09, 2018 6:45 am

mudmaiden wrote:
Fred588 wrote:How do we know that sheep do not like Christmas?

When people start singing "Fleece Navidad!"

Good answer. But there is another. Just ask one. They always give the same answer, "Baaaa"

Fred588 · Postby **Fred588** » Fri Nov 09, 2018 6:46 am

This one is well-known. Why do ducks never fly upsidedown?

Fred588 · Postby **Fred588** » Sat Nov 10, 2018 8:34 pm

Fred588 wrote:This one is well-known. Why do ducks never fly upsidedown?

Because if they did they would quack up.

Mynock · Postby **Mynock** » Sat Nov 10, 2018 8:35 pm

Fred588 wrote:This one is well-known. Why do ducks never fly upsidedown?

I thought about this all day.......and then it hit me: Because they quack up! :lol:

This one's an oldie but a goodie: When is a door not a door?

Fred588 · Postby **Fred588** » Sat Nov 10, 2018 8:40 pm

Why are horses not allowed to serve in the legislature? (Incitatus excepted)

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