Save your money Quicksandmania, I will try to translate it to you tomorrow.
Thank you, kind sir!
Order canceled!
Quicksand Prank Show
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Re: Egyptian Quicksand Prank Show
Thanks, Boundy22!
What does the opening screen of "read aloud" Arabic before the music say?
Is it a disclaimer?
What does the opening screen of "read aloud" Arabic before the music say?
Is it a disclaimer?
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Re: Egyptian Quicksand Prank Show
Opening screen of each episode:
Using free online Optical Character Recognition (OCR) software:
Using free online translation software:
What did you expect for free?
UPDATE:
I found a cheap professional online service to produce an expert translation for $10.60 for this much better version:
Using free online Optical Character Recognition (OCR) software:
أعزائي المشاهدين ..
علشان تعمل فكرة حلوة وتنفدها بكل دقة ده شيء مش سهل لكن الأصعب والأخطر هواذاي تجيب الضيوف لحد عندك من غير ما يشكوفي اي حاجة. علشان كدة السنة لي كنا محتاجين شجرة ندارى فيها، حتة جبنة رومي ندخل بيها الفار جوا المصيدة مالقيناش انسب من نيشان اعلامي مشهور علاقاته جيدة بالفنانين والأهم من كدة أنه متعاون. طلبنا منه يتفق هع الغنانين على أنه بيقدم برنامج في الصحرا وبعد ما الغنان يخلص حواره معاه وياخد واجبه يطلب منه نيشان يصوربروموللحلقة في وسط الصحرا. وبعد كده يسيب الباقي على العبد لله...
Using free online translation software:
Dear viewers.
Sweet idea works because wetnvdha accurately d'h something not easy but the hardest and the most dangerous hwazai answer so guests have not what yshkovi any need. Because this year we need a tree ndary, even cheese Turkey entering air mouse malkinash trap omitted the most suitable from an information good relations with famous darts artists and most importantly that it is helpful. We asked him consistent performer alghananin that offers a program in desolate places after alghanan the dialogue concludes with him and he'd get his duty required the rebel ysorbromollhalkh in Central decoration. Then indecently assaults a rest on slave to Allah.
What did you expect for free?
UPDATE:
I found a cheap professional online service to produce an expert translation for $10.60 for this much better version:
Dear viewers ..
It is not an easy thing to have a good idea and execute , what is even more exhausting and dangerous is how to get guests to show up without suspecting your intentions. This is the reason why we needed for this year to have a tree to hide behind, a piece of Parmesan cheese to use to catch the mouse. The best suit was Nishan the famous TV presenter that is known for his good relations with stars and most important he is cooperative. We asked him to tell artists he is presenting a show in the desert and after an artist is done with being on the show and gets paid, Nishan would ask him to shoot a promo in the middle of the desert . After this , let whatever happens , happen...
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Re: Egyptian Quicksand Prank Show
QuicksandMania wrote:...even cheese Turkey entering air mouse malkinash trap...
Ah now I TOTALLY get Ramez now! Dude!

Oh tosh! Tanya retorted, quicksand churning,
Round her knees, then thighs, then oh dear!
It got intimate with her hips and her panties,
And squished rather funnily up her rear!
Round her knees, then thighs, then oh dear!
It got intimate with her hips and her panties,
And squished rather funnily up her rear!
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Re: Egyptian Quicksand Prank Show
Man, I wish those subtitles came with subtitles! 

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Re: Egyptian Quicksand Prank Show
The actual prank show consisted of 30 episodes corresponding with the 30 days of Ramadan.
The series concluded with two epilogue episodes which I will call Episodes 31 and 32.
Episode 31 consisted of a lengthy post-prank interview in a nice studio between Ramez and SRK. Ramez apologized profusely to SRK with SRK graciously accepting the apologies and sharing how impressed he was with the production quality. He even offered Ramez a small part in his next film for which Ramez showed deep gratitude.
Episode 32 consisted of "best of series" highlights from the show.
Ramez seems like he can be a really nice guy when he is not acting like a total jackass.
In reviewing the opening credits music video, I noticed that the people he shoots in the saloon represent each of his three preceding prank series, namely a firefighter for "Ramez Plays with Fire," an airplane pilot for "Ramez in Control," and I assume a boat driver or fisherman for "Ramez the Sea Shark." The selection of quicksand for the fourth series now makes sense in terms of the classical view of the essential elements, namely fire, air, water, and earth. Perhaps I am reading too much into this.
In promotion stills for each of these series, Ramez holds what appears to be a genie bottle. Can anyone confirm this is indeed the case? What is the significance of the bottle?
UPDATE: Evidently it is a lantern, not a bottle.
The series concluded with two epilogue episodes which I will call Episodes 31 and 32.
Episode 31 consisted of a lengthy post-prank interview in a nice studio between Ramez and SRK. Ramez apologized profusely to SRK with SRK graciously accepting the apologies and sharing how impressed he was with the production quality. He even offered Ramez a small part in his next film for which Ramez showed deep gratitude.
Episode 32 consisted of "best of series" highlights from the show.
Ramez seems like he can be a really nice guy when he is not acting like a total jackass.
In reviewing the opening credits music video, I noticed that the people he shoots in the saloon represent each of his three preceding prank series, namely a firefighter for "Ramez Plays with Fire," an airplane pilot for "Ramez in Control," and I assume a boat driver or fisherman for "Ramez the Sea Shark." The selection of quicksand for the fourth series now makes sense in terms of the classical view of the essential elements, namely fire, air, water, and earth. Perhaps I am reading too much into this.
In promotion stills for each of these series, Ramez holds what appears to be a genie bottle. Can anyone confirm this is indeed the case? What is the significance of the bottle?
UPDATE: Evidently it is a lantern, not a bottle.
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Re: Egyptian Quicksand Prank Show
For anyone who cares, I found an extremely affordable translation service to tell me the English version of the prank trailer that started this thread:
Ramadan Kareem
You may say that I won't be able
You may say that I would fail
you may say that my craziness won't make me reach the space
but everything with me is possible
No
This year is unlike any other one
No
What is this
History no longer has any value
Your tears are in vain
Help
that's enough
For God's sake
don't touch me
Horror will be prominent
collapsing is victory for me
I love my friends
Ramez, I don't like this kind of pranks
That isn't me, Hader
I swear that I love my friends
you need to be slapped on your face
I will eat my friends
Where do I know you from to do that with me?
what is this?
what kind of programs are these?
what is happening guys?
You can say that I am a loser
I will bury my friends
Catch him, catch him
don't touch me man
May God bless your father, forgive me, Mamoun
Ramez underground
On MBC Misr
Ramadan gathers us
Ramadan Kareem
You may say that I won't be able
You may say that I would fail
you may say that my craziness won't make me reach the space
but everything with me is possible
No
This year is unlike any other one
No
What is this
History no longer has any value
Your tears are in vain
Help
that's enough
For God's sake
don't touch me
Horror will be prominent
collapsing is victory for me
I love my friends
Ramez, I don't like this kind of pranks
That isn't me, Hader
I swear that I love my friends
you need to be slapped on your face
I will eat my friends
Where do I know you from to do that with me?
what is this?
what kind of programs are these?
what is happening guys?
You can say that I am a loser
I will bury my friends
Catch him, catch him
don't touch me man
May God bless your father, forgive me, Mamoun
Ramez underground
On MBC Misr
Ramadan gathers us
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Re: Egyptian Quicksand Prank Show
OMG !! I can't stop laughing and the Dragon looked super real. Now that's what I call a prank 

As the path narrows you find yourself face to face with a dark towering Shadow. A shadow composed of all your doubts and fears. And he's well armed to defend the treasure.
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Re: Egyptian Quicksand Prank Show
Scrolling End Credits Translated to English
(posted with the hope that someone can identify the name of the cute young actress in the Jeep who sank in every show!)
Ramez underground
Line producer
Special Thanks for Tv. Presenter
Nishan
Produced by
Mohammad Naseer
Producer
Noura Yusri
Creative producer
Mohammad Helmi
Chief editor
Abdul Hameed Alesh
Special Thanks for
Scenarist/ Louai Al-Sayed
Written by
Abdullah Ghalush
PREPARED BY
Sharifa Shehatah
Director of photography
Mazen Almejawel
Editing
Ihab Johar
Executive creative producer
Haitham Marzouk
Production Sound Mixer
Yaser Shamah
Executive director
Ahmad Aqil
Line producer
Mahitab Ayoub
Financial manager
Mustafa Bader Zakaria
Production Manager
Yaser Al Saghir
Mohamamad Hasan
Assistant producers
Mohammad Maher
Ahmad Abdelfattah
Assistant editor
Mohammad Abou Al Einein
Ass producer
Mohammad Tareq
Circle post production
Mohammad Naseer
Opening credits Creative Director
Moutaz Kamal Al-Kateb
Circle Line Producer
Nada Ali
Nada Altebeii
Sound mix
Mark dery
VFX
Mohammad Magdi
Machine Room
Mohammad Abou Zayed
Sameh Isaaq
Camera operators
Ahmad Adel
Hani Talaat
Kamal Sami
Ahmad Mohsin
Khalid Talaat
Munzer Al-Kemesh
Atef Al-Khateeb
Mohammad Suleiman
Nour Khaled
Abdul-Rahman Al-Khaeeb
Look Consultant and Stylist
Abeer Al-Ansary
First Assistant Director
Mohammad Sabry
Second Assistant director
Riham Ali Barakat
SOUND ASSISTANTS
Mustafa Ramadan
Mohammad Keshek
Mohammad Abd El Naby
Assistant stylist
Sama Al-Turkey
Video Assist
Haitham Al-Saied
Mohammad Sameer
Abdul-Rahman Saad
Mohammad Al-Joueli
Ahmad Alajaati
Islam Ali
Gaffer
Ahmad Bijo
CAMERAS
Abdul Razaaq Matar
SHOOTERS
Saied Haddad
Mohammad Iaqoub
Mohammad Aiman
FINANCIAL AUDIT
Imad Mohammad Yousef
Office Manager
Rami Mohammad
ADMINSTRATION
Kareem Hafez
Ahmad Hussein
Ramez Jalal Assistant
Hamdi Qabeel
Makeup artist for Ramez Jalal
Fawaz Mahmoud
Hair dresser for Ramez Jalal
Isam Abdul-Azeez
Nishan Hairdresser
Peter Jalekh
ARTEM
Special Effects Supervisor
Mike Kelt
Special effects Technicians
Cacillia Ropolp
Josh Seatherton
Thomas Gude
David Rigley-Willamson
Matthew Beckwith
Animatronics and PupPeteers
CREATURE EFFECTS Inc.
Puppeteers
Reggie Rizzo
Bryan Sides
Julian Ledger
Tony Carillo
Underwater safety instructors
Islam Baioumi
Ahmad Jamal Abeid
Kareem Yaser
Production Design and Art Direction in UAE
Ane
Haitham Marzouk
Mohammad Yehya
Production Team
Reda Sami
Mohammad Basem
Alaa Radwan
Iqra Mushtaq
Mohammad Mojahed
Saied Kanouth
Roya Allam
Morhaf Azzam
Mohammad ourfan
Mohammad Kamal
Props & Art Dept. Assistants
Rawad Sarkas
Hanaa Mahdi
Mohammad Abdul Aziz
Making of
Ahmad Darwish
Mostafa Darwish
production in Abu Dhabi
Era
Studios
Mohammad Abdel Hadi
executive producer
Hiyam Sabri
Assistant producer
Mostafa Ajeena
Mohammad Heidar
Ahmad Dremly
accountant
Khaled Omran
Location manager
Mohammad Hani Al-Khayat
Production team
Yeiya Ajameiah
Wael Kamal
Mohammad Al-Wattar
Ameer Al-Zoughby
Fadel Mohammad
Shareef Ali
VOGYE CASTING AGENCY
Shima Arteel
Photography & Making
Islam Abdullah
Makeup Artist
Johanna Helal
Andezla zborofeska
Hair Dresser
Ali Hany
Dany Hatoum
Stylist Assistants
Mohamed Salah
Lamia Samir
Madlin Faiure
Tailor
Chandrika
Catering – Auris Inn
Kirolus Alkaloids
Chef Eid El Hadary
John pulling
Omar
Drone Pilot
Amir Yakby
Drone Supplier Management
Haitham Olaby
Lightening Equipments & Crew
Gamma Engineering FZ LLC
Joseph Al Kadamani
Crane operator
Sayed Mohsin
vehicles providers
Momen Zayed
drivers
Mohammad Niyaz
Mounir Hamed Balboul
Basheer Wazeer
Ahmad Abdul-Aziz
Wajeed
Abdel Raouf
Mohammad Mouhsin
Saqeeb
Nouman
Imtiaz
Special Thanks for
National Ambulance
Al Zayed Automotive
Introduction producer
Directed by
Ahmad Alayouti
Director of photography
Abdel Salam Mousa
Decoration Engineer
Islam Alina
Montage
Baher Rasheed
Color Grading
Sami Nassar
Production general manager
Hani Al-Sabah
Production Manager
Zizo
Production management
Mahmoud Sabry
Misho
Hisham Eid
Shadi Haidah
Mohammad Budah
Basel Hamamah
Saied Al-Fouli
Soubhy Al-Desouqi
Izz Al-Arab
Assistant directors
Israa Saber
Ahmad Housny
Photographers
Waleed Jaber
Haitham Naser
Boudy
Steady Cam
Nadeem George
Crane technician
Joseph Louise
Assistant monitor
Issam Ahamad
Nada Tarek
Video Assist
Haitham Al-Saied
Abdel Razzak Al-Saghir
Amro Khalifa
Mohammad Mounem
Creative designer
Mahmoud Sabry
Decoration perfomer
Khloud Hamed
Aiman Mostafa
Assistant Decoration engineer
Ahmad Hany
Photographia
Saudi Mahmoud
Lightening supervisor
Mohammad Rashad
Lightening performers
Mahmoud Banhawy
Houssein Habeeb
Tarek Qadri
Ali Adli
Wael Kamal
Bouji
Imad Hamdy
Abdel Raheem
Abdel Baset
Ali Tharwat
Services
Bibo
Toufaha
Zhazha
Hamadah
Dhahi
Sokar
Camera supervisor
Ahmad Kamal Al-Sayed
technicians
Kareem Hijazi
Ali Shaban Al-Zouna
Steady Cam
Hamadah Al-Hiban
Cars provider, Youcar company
Mohammad Fouad
Ahmad Hanafi
Saied Haram
Midhat Saleh
Ahmad Karami
Diab
Lamloum
Prova
Saber Abu Yousef
Kareem Kebdah
Ahmad Adam
Microbuses
Isam Kamel
Koutlah
Mohammad Kamal
Sami Shehat
Izz
Omar
Ismaeel
Accessories and view coordinator
Mohammad Abbas
Accessories specialist
Mohammad Fikry
Ali Shaltout
Accessoties technicians
Aiman
Rami
Ahmad
Kareem Ahmad
Mostafa Fikry
Karan
Mr. Mohammad Houssein
Aiman Qoura
Mohammad Shabaan
Zika
Broadcasting rights
MBC Masr
2017
(posted with the hope that someone can identify the name of the cute young actress in the Jeep who sank in every show!)
Ramez underground
Line producer
Special Thanks for Tv. Presenter
Nishan
Produced by
Mohammad Naseer
Producer
Noura Yusri
Creative producer
Mohammad Helmi
Chief editor
Abdul Hameed Alesh
Special Thanks for
Scenarist/ Louai Al-Sayed
Written by
Abdullah Ghalush
PREPARED BY
Sharifa Shehatah
Director of photography
Mazen Almejawel
Editing
Ihab Johar
Executive creative producer
Haitham Marzouk
Production Sound Mixer
Yaser Shamah
Executive director
Ahmad Aqil
Line producer
Mahitab Ayoub
Financial manager
Mustafa Bader Zakaria
Production Manager
Yaser Al Saghir
Mohamamad Hasan
Assistant producers
Mohammad Maher
Ahmad Abdelfattah
Assistant editor
Mohammad Abou Al Einein
Ass producer
Mohammad Tareq
Circle post production
Mohammad Naseer
Opening credits Creative Director
Moutaz Kamal Al-Kateb
Circle Line Producer
Nada Ali
Nada Altebeii
Sound mix
Mark dery
VFX
Mohammad Magdi
Machine Room
Mohammad Abou Zayed
Sameh Isaaq
Camera operators
Ahmad Adel
Hani Talaat
Kamal Sami
Ahmad Mohsin
Khalid Talaat
Munzer Al-Kemesh
Atef Al-Khateeb
Mohammad Suleiman
Nour Khaled
Abdul-Rahman Al-Khaeeb
Look Consultant and Stylist
Abeer Al-Ansary
First Assistant Director
Mohammad Sabry
Second Assistant director
Riham Ali Barakat
SOUND ASSISTANTS
Mustafa Ramadan
Mohammad Keshek
Mohammad Abd El Naby
Assistant stylist
Sama Al-Turkey
Video Assist
Haitham Al-Saied
Mohammad Sameer
Abdul-Rahman Saad
Mohammad Al-Joueli
Ahmad Alajaati
Islam Ali
Gaffer
Ahmad Bijo
CAMERAS
Abdul Razaaq Matar
SHOOTERS
Saied Haddad
Mohammad Iaqoub
Mohammad Aiman
FINANCIAL AUDIT
Imad Mohammad Yousef
Office Manager
Rami Mohammad
ADMINSTRATION
Kareem Hafez
Ahmad Hussein
Ramez Jalal Assistant
Hamdi Qabeel
Makeup artist for Ramez Jalal
Fawaz Mahmoud
Hair dresser for Ramez Jalal
Isam Abdul-Azeez
Nishan Hairdresser
Peter Jalekh
ARTEM
Special Effects Supervisor
Mike Kelt
Special effects Technicians
Cacillia Ropolp
Josh Seatherton
Thomas Gude
David Rigley-Willamson
Matthew Beckwith
Animatronics and PupPeteers
CREATURE EFFECTS Inc.
Puppeteers
Reggie Rizzo
Bryan Sides
Julian Ledger
Tony Carillo
Underwater safety instructors
Islam Baioumi
Ahmad Jamal Abeid
Kareem Yaser
Production Design and Art Direction in UAE
Ane
Haitham Marzouk
Mohammad Yehya
Production Team
Reda Sami
Mohammad Basem
Alaa Radwan
Iqra Mushtaq
Mohammad Mojahed
Saied Kanouth
Roya Allam
Morhaf Azzam
Mohammad ourfan
Mohammad Kamal
Props & Art Dept. Assistants
Rawad Sarkas
Hanaa Mahdi
Mohammad Abdul Aziz
Making of
Ahmad Darwish
Mostafa Darwish
production in Abu Dhabi
Era
Studios
Mohammad Abdel Hadi
executive producer
Hiyam Sabri
Assistant producer
Mostafa Ajeena
Mohammad Heidar
Ahmad Dremly
accountant
Khaled Omran
Location manager
Mohammad Hani Al-Khayat
Production team
Yeiya Ajameiah
Wael Kamal
Mohammad Al-Wattar
Ameer Al-Zoughby
Fadel Mohammad
Shareef Ali
VOGYE CASTING AGENCY
Shima Arteel
Photography & Making
Islam Abdullah
Makeup Artist
Johanna Helal
Andezla zborofeska
Hair Dresser
Ali Hany
Dany Hatoum
Stylist Assistants
Mohamed Salah
Lamia Samir
Madlin Faiure
Tailor
Chandrika
Catering – Auris Inn
Kirolus Alkaloids
Chef Eid El Hadary
John pulling
Omar
Drone Pilot
Amir Yakby
Drone Supplier Management
Haitham Olaby
Lightening Equipments & Crew
Gamma Engineering FZ LLC
Joseph Al Kadamani
Crane operator
Sayed Mohsin
vehicles providers
Momen Zayed
drivers
Mohammad Niyaz
Mounir Hamed Balboul
Basheer Wazeer
Ahmad Abdul-Aziz
Wajeed
Abdel Raouf
Mohammad Mouhsin
Saqeeb
Nouman
Imtiaz
Special Thanks for
National Ambulance
Al Zayed Automotive
Introduction producer
Directed by
Ahmad Alayouti
Director of photography
Abdel Salam Mousa
Decoration Engineer
Islam Alina
Montage
Baher Rasheed
Color Grading
Sami Nassar
Production general manager
Hani Al-Sabah
Production Manager
Zizo
Production management
Mahmoud Sabry
Misho
Hisham Eid
Shadi Haidah
Mohammad Budah
Basel Hamamah
Saied Al-Fouli
Soubhy Al-Desouqi
Izz Al-Arab
Assistant directors
Israa Saber
Ahmad Housny
Photographers
Waleed Jaber
Haitham Naser
Boudy
Steady Cam
Nadeem George
Crane technician
Joseph Louise
Assistant monitor
Issam Ahamad
Nada Tarek
Video Assist
Haitham Al-Saied
Abdel Razzak Al-Saghir
Amro Khalifa
Mohammad Mounem
Creative designer
Mahmoud Sabry
Decoration perfomer
Khloud Hamed
Aiman Mostafa
Assistant Decoration engineer
Ahmad Hany
Photographia
Saudi Mahmoud
Lightening supervisor
Mohammad Rashad
Lightening performers
Mahmoud Banhawy
Houssein Habeeb
Tarek Qadri
Ali Adli
Wael Kamal
Bouji
Imad Hamdy
Abdel Raheem
Abdel Baset
Ali Tharwat
Services
Bibo
Toufaha
Zhazha
Hamadah
Dhahi
Sokar
Camera supervisor
Ahmad Kamal Al-Sayed
technicians
Kareem Hijazi
Ali Shaban Al-Zouna
Steady Cam
Hamadah Al-Hiban
Cars provider, Youcar company
Mohammad Fouad
Ahmad Hanafi
Saied Haram
Midhat Saleh
Ahmad Karami
Diab
Lamloum
Prova
Saber Abu Yousef
Kareem Kebdah
Ahmad Adam
Microbuses
Isam Kamel
Koutlah
Mohammad Kamal
Sami Shehat
Izz
Omar
Ismaeel
Accessories and view coordinator
Mohammad Abbas
Accessories specialist
Mohammad Fikry
Ali Shaltout
Accessoties technicians
Aiman
Rami
Ahmad
Kareem Ahmad
Mostafa Fikry
Karan
Mr. Mohammad Houssein
Aiman Qoura
Mohammad Shabaan
Zika
Broadcasting rights
MBC Masr
2017
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