Quicksand Fans

" Um...no thank you. I'm fine. Really. Don't worry about me..."
" This is much deeper than you said it would be...I'm still sinking! "
"Please! I'm sorry I slept with him! I'll never do it again! Please! "
" Do you know if something is in here? I keep feeling something touching my leg"

i like the 3rd one

2&4 are my favorites

"So... mud is good for the skin, right? Exactly how much mud??"

"No, sorry, still can't find the car keys in here..."

"You're wanting me to do WHAT before you rescue me?!?"