Quicksand Fans

If you have a quicksand fetish and wandered into the Swamps of Sadness.....would you sink?

Sinking would make you happy but you only sink into the swamp if you're sad.

But not sinking would make you sad, then you would sink.

But then if you were sinking you'd be happy again......?

I imagine you'd oscillate between the two - sad, happy, sad, happy... Sink, float, sink, float.
An emotional roller coaster. Stick to the non-cursed variety of qs!

Lol! Then it would be an endless paradox. Kind of like the question of what if Pinocchio said my nose will grow.

I imagine you wouldn't sink at all, but would simply walk on the surface of the Swamp of Sadness ✝️ I know that I wouldn't be particularly sad for not sinking!