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Some silly humour
Posted: Thu Nov 08, 2018 3:36 pm
by Fred588
What is the difference between the way we might describe a large number of politicians or lawyers and how we would describe a donkey with laryngitis?
Re: Some silly humour
Posted: Thu Nov 08, 2018 5:29 pm
by QuicksandMania
One can talk like an ass and the other cannot.
Smart ass versus dumb ass.
Re: Some silly humour
Posted: Thu Nov 08, 2018 8:26 pm
by Fred588
QuicksandMania wrote:One can talk like an ass and the other cannot.
Smart ass versus dumb ass.
Close enough. For one we could say "The ass is hoarse," while for the other we could say, "A Horse's Ass."
Re: Some silly humour
Posted: Thu Nov 08, 2018 8:28 pm
by Fred588
How do we know that sheep do not like Christmas?
Re: Some silly humour
Posted: Thu Nov 08, 2018 10:56 pm
by mudmaiden
Fred588 wrote:How do we know that sheep do not like Christmas?
When people start singing "Fleece Navidad!"
Re: Some silly humour
Posted: Fri Nov 09, 2018 6:45 am
by Fred588
mudmaiden wrote:Fred588 wrote:How do we know that sheep do not like Christmas?
When people start singing "Fleece Navidad!"
Good answer. But there is another. Just ask one. They always give the same answer, "Baaaa"
Re: Some silly humour
Posted: Fri Nov 09, 2018 6:46 am
by Fred588
This one is well-known. Why do ducks never fly upsidedown?
Re: Some silly humour
Posted: Sat Nov 10, 2018 8:34 pm
by Fred588
Fred588 wrote:This one is well-known. Why do ducks never fly upsidedown?
Because if they did they would quack up.
Re: Some silly humour
Posted: Sat Nov 10, 2018 8:35 pm
by Mynock
Fred588 wrote:This one is well-known. Why do ducks never fly upsidedown?
I thought about this all day.......and then it hit me: Because they quack up!
This one's an oldie but a goodie: When is a door not a door?
Re: Some silly humour
Posted: Sat Nov 10, 2018 8:40 pm
by Fred588
Why are horses not allowed to serve in the legislature? (Incitatus excepted)