Quicksand Fans

No, not that one

From Feel the Heat
Y'see it's not just Sal who thinks the LCS is a worthless piece of shit, the 400-million dollar mobile 57mm Gun that redefines FAIL

The sheer fucking irony of this shitbox, the oversized bassboat that can do waterskiiingspeed!!!! eeeeeellleventyy!!!!111! that NOW is forced to have speed restrictions is so fucking thick, so awesome, you need a chainsaw.

And, going for Shock Testing too? Well, bless their black little fucking hearts. I'm with URR; I want someone with a shred of remaining integrity to post the actual results, not the fucking eyewash the Navy will put out. Ideally, when they detonate the first charge, it blows this fucker in half to sink , somewhat less gracefully than the Titanic. If you gonna fail, fail big. But I bet you 50 bucks right now, the tests will be about as relevant, and listened too, as the retards did for the tests the Marines did for women as combat infantry. Short of sinking the bastard, they wont listen

You seem to feel strongly about this, Sir

That I might be a tad miffed, that a collection of infantile retards who are responsible for the future of the United States Navy AND the Republic they swore an oath to defend, subordinated everything in favour of their tiny dicks, collossal egos, and retirement benefits? That a collection of assholes who think buzzwords and PPP horseshit is a viable replacement for actual hardware and proven technology? That ignoring centuries of naval history just because , like, come on dude..... makes me a little pissed off? Yeah . You might draw that conclusion. But its not just me. It's dozens if not hundreds of others, actual Surface Warfare experts and credentialed historians, who have been on this piece of shit from before they welded the first seam. This has happened before. Look up the Mk 14 Torpedo Scandal. If you can. It is one of the best political coverups in history. All for the same reasons. Money. Power. Graft. And it got men killed and boats sunk where it got noticed. In a real shooting war. Think it was called World War Two. They even made movies about it. The only difference here, is the war hasn't gotten started yet, but it WILL get men killed. Again.
It doesn't matter how kewl your idea is. It doesn't matter how many awesome computer simulations you make. If your quaint theory does not agree with reality, then YOUR THEORY IS WRONG.