820lb Hog Killed In Alabama

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Re: 820lb Hog Killed In Alabama

Postby Duncan Edwards » Sun Jul 23, 2017 7:33 am

schlamm wrote:Six inch tushes?
How about six inch tusks which I believe was the intent
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No, "tushes" was the intended. You are speaking English and he is speaking Southeastern United States of American. An elephant in a Tarzan movie has tusks but a wild pig has tushes. It's a colloquialism that is almost always referenced in the plural. For example you would not say tush but "one of them tushes" if you are trying to be singular. A wild pig with six inch tushes will render you into a handful of carnal shoestrings about as quickly as a shark.
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Re: 820lb Hog Killed In Alabama

Postby Mynock » Sun Jul 23, 2017 9:36 am

^^Yup. Not only would it kill you dead it'd also eat you....they're omnivorous.

PM2K wrote:Hopefully just the head... I'd hate to see all that fresh pork roast wasted... :D


They'll have to share with one that big, I bet when the butchering is done that'll be about 200 lbs of meat. They taste good if you have a smoker, the only way to make the meat tender is hours over low heat. If you tried frying/baking anything off that guy you'd end up with gamey cardboard.
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Re: 820lb Hog Killed In Alabama

Postby PM2K » Sun Jul 23, 2017 12:09 pm

Mynock wrote:^^Yup. Not only would it kill you dead it'd also eat you....they're omnivorous.

PM2K wrote:Hopefully just the head... I'd hate to see all that fresh pork roast wasted... :D


They'll have to share with one that big, I bet when the butchering is done that'll be about 200 lbs of meat. They taste good if you have a smoker, the only way to make the meat tender is hours over low heat. If you tried frying/baking anything off that guy you'd end up with gamey cardboard.


That's an awful lot of pulled pork sandwiches... :D

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Re: 820lb Hog Killed In Alabama

Postby schlamm » Sun Jul 23, 2017 11:44 pm

Well then, it appears that I am lacking in 'Southernese' despite spending some time in Alabama, that is definitely a new one on me

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Re: 820lb Hog Killed In Alabama

Postby Fred588 » Mon Jul 24, 2017 6:53 am

schlamm wrote:Well then, it appears that I am lacking in 'Southernese' despite spending some time in Alabama, that is definitely a new one on me


It does seem sometimes that English is not spoken in many parts of the southern USA. However, according to the Merriam Webster dictionary, "tush" derives from a Middle English word tusch, and Old English tusc, and can be dated to before the 12th century, and referring to "a long pointed tooth."
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Re: 820lb Hog Killed In Alabama

Postby Tim Kelly » Tue Jul 25, 2017 12:22 pm

What is pulled pork actually pulled THROUGH?
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Re: 820lb Hog Killed In Alabama

Postby Tim Kelly » Tue Jul 25, 2017 12:23 pm

What did he use to shoot it, an elephant gun?
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Re: 820lb Hog Killed In Alabama

Postby Tim Kelly » Tue Jul 25, 2017 12:24 pm

What is pulled pork actually pulled THROUGH?
"Aaaaaarrrrrrggggghhhhh! Quicksand! I'm sinking! I'll go straight to the bottom of.......GLURP!"
(a month later)
"Ugh! Yukkkh! Ptui! I'm out of it! I'm free! Not even quicksand can defeat the power of.....the Eye of Zoltec!"

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Re: 820lb Hog Killed In Alabama

Postby Mynock » Wed Jul 26, 2017 5:40 pm

3 shots from a .38 revolver.......not by any means a light caliber but definitely not the first thing you'd want to shoot large dangerous game with. Can't see where he hit it but I can only assume it was in the head. Anywhere else would've just pissed it off.

Pulled pork is from the shoulder (which is for some reason referred to as the "Butt"). Take that big slab of muscle, smoke it for about 8 hours so nice and tender, then you pull it apart until you end up with a pile of shredded deliciousness. Throw it on bread and enjoy the best sandwich of your life. 8-)
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Re: 820lb Hog Killed In Alabama

Postby nachtjaeger » Thu Jul 27, 2017 7:19 pm

Oh, to live where bacon randomly wanders onto your property, and you are not only allowed but encouraged to harvest it. Sigh. . .
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